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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛
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