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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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