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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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