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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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