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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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