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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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