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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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