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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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