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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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