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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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