Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.