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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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