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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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