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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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