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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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