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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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