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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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