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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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