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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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