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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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