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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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