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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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