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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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