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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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