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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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