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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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