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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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