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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛
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