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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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