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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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