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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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