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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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