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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖
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