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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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