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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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