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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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