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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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