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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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