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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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