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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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