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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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