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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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