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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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