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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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