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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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