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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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