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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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