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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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