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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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