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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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