Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.