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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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