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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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