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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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